Zululand Hash
Established 31 January 1994
By Lloyd Balcomb.
Run # 699

Grand Master                        Rob Raw
R.A.                                      Avo Maggot
Hash cash                             Mapillies
Onsec                                    Danny

Don`t piss your wife off

Receeding hareline
700  18 June 07                     Dave Gillespie
701  25 June 07                     Peter Huyseman
702  02 July  07                     Terry Johnson
703  09 July  07                     Shaun Mchugh

Barry`s Sunnydale saunter
A fiery bunch of about 20 or so hashers turned up for this run, a few of them late as usual but rather than never.
From Barry`s gate we headed up on the brand new M1 highway to Exel on towards the bowling club following the well marked lines in the middle of the road.Left past the bowling club into Sunnydale , right and on towards Wembly stadium ,right then up and over the Millenium bridge back into Mango street and from there each group took their own route back to those trusty cool boxes. A small group of more senior hasher`s got caught in a rather nasty onback which forced them back into the bowling club. The rest of us had already tucked into the beers and grub before the merry group had managed to figure out the onback and stagger home.
Once everything had settled down,Scott,who is from the deep south of the USA was welcomed to hash with the usual ritual.
The ex RA was given a downer for trying to run in the RA`s new (nearly Mahindra) takkies with his "sagile"and doing a little bit of toe dammage.
Grubs up
Barry and Lois did a stirling job with the grub.Did`nt take the hungry hasher`s long to tuck in.
A very fine soup and rolls on a very chilly night went down extremely well.
Great run and great grub.
Well done Barry and Lois.
Thank you.


Points to ponder
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow

Overheard conversation at the table.
#er 1 "Please give me a HANSA"
#er 2 " Ja sure , whats the question".
#er 3 " Ha fuck you okes"

Next weeks run
Dave Gillespie.
This is going to be a farm run so please bring torch`s deck chairs and a bathroom mat to keep your feet warm.
Sean Back Hansen you will attend this run.